after i fainted
  • nurse: how many fingers?
  • me: 3 with some lube

(Source: newfoundgrace)

validx2:

Girls on Instagram vs Girls in person

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naik2g:

*Looks at moana*
Me internally: why am I so skuxx

primacdonaldsgirl:

having a crush like

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(Source: artifixial)


Fan screaming “Sit on my face” to Lana Del Rey

bgib:

when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me

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(Source: checkhunter)