shoulderblades:

me when i make it in time for mcdonalds breakfast

(Source: godney)


(Source: iheartkatyperry)


basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG